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<3~
  • Mood: Bewildered
  • Listening to: Long Vehicle - Black Cat White Cat
  • Drinking: Lemonade
Guess who is the last person to get one?

That's right.

IT'S ME.

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I have no idea what will end up here, but... have at it if you you are so inclined!
  • Mood: Bewildered
  • Listening to: Long Vehicle - Black Cat White Cat
  • Drinking: Lemonade
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

I don't know what to dooooo.
  • Mood: Unheard
  • Listening to: Shizuku Ippai no Kioku - Hirasawa Susumu
Ah, the dreaded 'C' word. Yes, commisions. I'm nice and ready to take on some more of you lovely peoples ideas, and have slots open for just about everything!

It's first come first serve, go to the link below for the prices and terms and submit a form, or send me a note for more information :)

Right>www.formspring.com/forms/?8767…<here!
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Listening to: Zabrakadabra - Mahala Rai Banda
Dad - Is that Frank Kafka?
Me - Kafka's first name isn't Frank, it's Franz
Dad - Are you sure?
Me - Yes, it's Franz. *shows wiki page*
Dad - Oh, I think I know who I was thinking of now. Is there a Frank Kappa? Mappa?
Me - Frank Zappa?
Dad - Maybe that's who I'm thinking of, what does he do?
Me - Musician.
Dad - I don't think that's him...


Yep.
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  • Drinking: Water ;3;
  • Mood: Bewildered
  • Listening to: Chew chew chew
  • Reading: chew chew
  • Watching: chew chew chew
  • Drinking: Water ;3;
I finally have me some new headphones! :U My old ones are about ten years old, the foam's all rotted away, the elastic in the head strap's busted, and the cable was starting to get temperamental about actually letting me hear through both ears.

They have served me well, and don't owe me anything.

Also I am bad at drawing recently. DIDJA NOTICE.
  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Listening to: Yikhav Kozak - Haydamaky
  • Drinking: Water ;3;
So I was looking forward to watching a film, as it's too late to be cranking up the volume on the big tv, only to find that I can't play DVDS on the pc anymore :{

Windows Media Player says doesn't recognise it, Realplayer wants me to pay however much (I don't play dvds here enough to warrant that) or get a "Free 14 day sample~". And VLC, played all the way up to the start of the film then froze, I got a newer version and now it won't play [i]at all[/i].

Does anyone know any freebie programs to get, or ways to get what I have working again? It used to work just fine, I don't know what happened. <n>

Edit - RESOLVED!
  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Watching: NOTHING &gt;:C
  • Drinking: Tea
Ew, thanks for the icon DA, I shall treasure it always. Or until you give me back my own icon, kthx.
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After days of not being able to sleep, sleeping is the best thing ever. xux
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Well, it's tomorrow anyway. Going out to town tomorrow and maybe have a nice lunch with my mum, who is getting herself a ticket to a concert that she wants to go to, on my birthday baaaaw lol jk, she's taking me too!

Also, I guess this is a good a time as any to say that if all goes well, that I will be open for commisions, starting tomorrow. If anyone at all is interested, then drop me a note to get the ball rolling, thanks!
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Pretty damn happy right now, and this is but one of the reasons!

Look what I got ;D

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  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors
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  • Mood: Steaming
  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors
I needed a new journal anyway!

- Take four books off your bookshelf.
- Write the first sentence.
- Write the last sentence on page fifty.
- Write the second sentence on page one hundred.
- Write the next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty.
- Write the final sentence of the book.
- Let your friends guess what book it is.


- It was seven minutes after midnight.
- And she said, "No I dont."
- I went into the kitchen and put my things on the table.
- I wondered if this was a joke, because I don't understand jokes, and when people tell jokes they don't mean what they say.
- And I know I can do this because I went to London on my own, and because I solved the mystery of Who Killed Wellington? and I found my mother and I was brave and I wrote a book and that means I can do anything.


- Born in Odessa, educated in Kiev and launched into poetic immortality at the beautiful incarnation of pre-revolutionary Petersburg, Anna Akhmatova (1889 - 1966) was the most famous Russian poet of her time, but the time was out of joint.
- Benjamin argued that an art object would lose its "aura" through being reproduced.
- Like Dick Diver at the end of 'Tender is the Night'. Dick Cavett sank back into America.
- (Later on, in "The Great Race", the same director, Blake Edwards, stuck Curtis with a role that had very few good lines, so we have nothng to remember except his white driving suit and the starry glint superimposed on his smile -- an early case of special effect substituting for the effects that really count.)
- He said history is the story of liberty becoming conscious of itself.


- I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.
- And God knows she'd rather have Hal having a few glasses of beer every so often than absorbing God alone knows what sort of esoteric designer compounds with reptilian Michael Pemulis and trail-of-slime-leaving James Struck, both of whom give Avril a howling case of the maternal fantods.
- Others feel sunscreen of any kind to be unxonscionably pussified, like white visors or on-court sunglasses.
- The only difference was that now  these expensive silly unreal stylised Tableaux were being trasmitted between TPs on high-priced video-fiber lines.
- And when he came back to, he was flat on his back on the beach in the freezing sand, and it was raiing out of a low sky, and the tide was way out.


- Shadow had done three years in prison.
- "Hey!" she shouted. "Hey! I'm talking to you!"
- The widow Richardson missed her sons, and she missed her husband, although he was now little more than a memory of a fair man who treated her kindly.
- She shrugged, and half smiled.
- Shadow kissed Zorya Utrennyaya on the cheek on his way out, and he kissed Zorya Vechernyaya on the back of her hand, and he took the stairs out of that place two at a time.

I'll be surprised if anyone gets any but that last of these!
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  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors
So I've managed to hurt my right wrist, and then make it worse by leaning on it to sit up one time, aghhh... So now I have it in a borrowed splint. It's a little better than it was but like hell can I draw like this. A sad, I have one. I don't even know how it happened, I just woke up with it hurting. Hopefully it'll go away as quick as it started, but until then I'll just need to type with one hand and be really awkward around a mouse.
  • Mood: Hurt
  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors
One thousand views, I has them! :iconicameplz: :iconexcitedplz:

Thanks to everyone who's looked, watched, commented and faved over the last month or two! <3
  • Mood: Miserable
  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors
  • Mood: Miserable
  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors
Ugh. Doctors.

I wish they'd leave me alone. I wish I could let them leave me alone. Why does everything they want to do to me need to be embarassing? >:CC

"Get a pen, we need to think of the most horrible degrading things to do to the fat girl. Oh, how we'll LAUGH. HA HA HA."
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  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors
Write out the names of your characters and explain
1) how you thought of their name
2) what made you create the character in the first place
3) how the character has changed over time (if they have changed)
4) any random fun fact about that character

Keya Aleksandrovna Sunduri Pendragon
1. WELL. Let's go through this one at a time, shall we? Her first name was a name that a friend accidently called me once, so when I needed a name, I remembered that one. Her first middle name was a late add-on, because after sorting out her family tree, I decided to give a little hint to some previous ancestry, even though it's being used wrong, but that wasn't her fault (and it was on purpose). Her second middle name is all down to her mother being a bit of a hippie and making up a name that she'd want to call her. Lastly I'm not sure why I chose that as her last name, only to reflect more heritage, her last name is her mother's name as she was raised by her mother!
2. She was created as a girlfriend for Savage!
3. Oh god, a lot, especially physically. She used to be a lot taller, and a lot thinner, stick-ish thing.  Her hair was pretty much straight, not the puffball it is now and her ears were a lot shorter and didn't have the black tips to them. Also she had two of three more tattoos that I eventually scrapped. Oh and her spots were bigger... hah.
4. She's a not-very-closet trekkie, she loves "birch juice", and can't wear high heeled shoes because they hurt her feet and she has no balance with them.

Saul Strange
1. Saul's first name is actually a nod to another famous Saul, though most know of him as Slash. His second name just came to me and it stuck, after doing some research and made sure it was a real name, it comes from "Le Strange" meaning foreign I think, so he's of French stock!
2. I made him to be an army buddy for Nik at first, which is what he is, the weirdo.
3. He's not changed a great deal really, I draw his nose a little different now. Personality wise, he's got weirder, but that's just because I've filled in more of the blanks as I've went lol
4. He likes to walk around his house naked, and sunbathe naked in his garden. He lost his left arm from just above the elbow when a carbomb exploded by him and the unit he was with. Oh, and he's kinda addicted to Oxycontin, go him!

Pjotr (Petya) Dmitrievich Korsakov - пётр дмитриевич корсаков
1. I vaguely remembered someone from a cartoon with that name from when I was in my teens and had liked it since then, his middle name is just a patronymic! His last name was actually ganked from a Gogol song at first ("Suddenly" being the song), I looked through a million other names then decided I liked the first one best after all.
2. Petya was an accident haha. He just started out as someone random who threw a can at Gosha's head then I liked him too much and I kept him.
3. He's got steadily stupider and stupider...
4. He's got a rotten memory and can forget how old he is. He's also a biiiiiiiiit of a racist lol

Henrietta (Ettie) Purrmalainen
1. Ettie was the first name that came to mind when I drew her first, after that I just looked for names that could be shortened to Ettie. I'm not sure why I decided on that last name hah hah.
2. Another example of me thinking that I just want to draw someone at random, then ending up keeping them.
3. She's not really changed much at all!
4. She is an excellent cook and likes to try native foods wherever she goes. She collects string instruments and learns to play every one. Her pride and joy is a sitar.

Jaska Berezovsky
1. I just dug around for one that'd fit, the second name is nothing to do with me haha.
2. He was the result of a 'what if' that stuck, and i'm glad it did, rabid little thing.
3. If anything he's got a little crazier from his dad's side, other than that he's pretty much the same from the day he was thought up!
4. Jaska has sharp teeth like his daddy and chews on EVERYTHING as a kid. Cutlery, furniture, people... He's scared of thunder, and his favourite hiding place is under his bed, no matter what he's hiding from.

Damn, I ramble a lot...
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  • Listening to: my sanity slip awaaaaay
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: what I eat
  • Playing: the fool
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: the blood of your ancestors